• Regular old phones : (drops on concrete at 50 miles per hour ) *slightly cracks*
  • Android : (drops on concrete floor) *slightly cracks)
  • iPhones: (drops on carpet floor) *shatters , self destructs , explodes , falls into another dimension , becomes pregnant , turns into a cow

audrake:

weird-happenings:

Two days ago, a page was created on Facebook for the Boston Marathon incidents. This page is now removed. I feel that we need to spread this.

that’s interesting… 

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broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

galaticore:

MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS PICTURE OF HIMSELF ARRESTING A BUNNY AND I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST OJM G

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I can hear myself getting fatter

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