May 2013
3 posts
Regular old phones : (drops on concrete at 50 miles per hour ) *slightly cracks*
Android : (drops on concrete floor) *slightly cracks)
iPhones: (drops on carpet floor) *shatters , self destructs , explodes , falls into another dimension , becomes pregnant , turns into a cow
April 2013
4 posts
March 2013
45 posts
broaaadbean:
who needs april fools my entire life is a joke
I can hear myself getting fatter
fosterthebloggers:
me in math class
swiftingthrough:
cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside
pizzaforpresident:
pizzaforpresident:
jesuschristvevo:
tltty:
snow WHITE? aw hell no we need to get some diversity up in this bitch
snow half lebanese half korean
how can you be half lesbian
i misread this. i’ll see myself out
zombieinmybutt:
My 8 year old brother just called my dad a pussy. My dad looked him right in the eyes & said “You are what you eat.” There is something seriously wrong with this family.
butthurtbandboys:
[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password
remusandthelupins:
hello, yes drug dealer i’d like some weed brownies hold the weed
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
Boy: spell me
Girl: M-E
Boy: you forgot the D
Girl: there's no D in me.
Boy: not yet
When someone grabs me and im not expecting it
laugh-addict:
katkinkat:
I DONT WANT TO WEAR CLOTHES I WANT TO WEAR BLANKETS I HATE SOCIETY
cianur00:
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
f-r-eckled:
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
that’s 110%
rosaparking:
sext: are u a boy or a girl
deodrant:
world war three will probably be fought via social networking sites
How I feel when my team is ranked
insanejurytest:
laurenwasplayingwithstickers:
sansawiles:
robinrealhood:
welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper
Why is there a dog in the middle?
Its the andrex puppy you barbarian
I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN. NOW...
awesomephilia:
diabeticwitchbrother:
lexisintoomanyfandoms:
awesomephilia:
I don’t get it…
LION ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
Gotta love how this post got popular after somebody explained it.
sodamnrelatable:
when you want to continue a conversation but you don’t know what to say
me: wakes up
me: opens computer before eyelids
