I can hear myself getting fatter

(Source: petparent)

fosterthebloggers:

me in math class

image

(Source: vampieweekend)

swiftingthrough:

cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

jesuschristvevo:

tltty:

snow WHITE? aw hell no we need to get some diversity up in this bitch

snow half lebanese half korean

how can you be half lesbian

i misread this. i’ll see myself out

(Source: hungarian)

zombieinmybutt:

My 8 year old brother just called my dad a pussy. My dad looked him right in the eyes & said “You are what you eat.” There is something seriously wrong with this family.

(Source: cum-guzzling-gutterslut)

butthurtbandboys:

[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password

remusandthelupins:

hello, yes drug dealer i’d like some weed brownies hold the weed

vsvpxmoney:

EXPLANATION POINT LMAOOOOOOO

(Source: babyyouwintertimecold)

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde)