I can hear myself getting fatter
cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside
snow WHITE? aw hell no we need to get some diversity up in this bitch
snow half lebanese half korean
how can you be half lesbian
i misread this. i’ll see myself out
My 8 year old brother just called my dad a pussy. My dad looked him right in the eyes & said “You are what you eat.” There is something seriously wrong with this family.
[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password
hello, yes drug dealer i’d like some weed brownies hold the weed
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.